About

I like helping people build the things that are most important to them. I have a lot of skills. I can change your oil, make tortillas, help you create an engaging social media presence for your brand, walk on my hands, insert an IV, and troubleshoot many of your electronic device issues. When the copy machine is out of toner or there is a nondescript computer issue at all workplaces I have been a part of, people would say "Where is Kurt?" I'm that guy. There was a snake in a loading dock once. Who did they call to humanely relocate it? I'm that guy too.

Yes please

• Soccer

• Space

• Sounds

• Satire

• Sighthounds (All dogs, but needed alliteration. Also while we are talking about this, I'm not that into satire either, just humor in general.)

No thank you

• That person who brings grocery store food to a potluck.

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In addition to the featured clients, I have exchanged PDFs with the fine folks at Finish Line, Leatherman, Footaction, Red Bull, adidas, and Zumiez.